Disappointment, alas

Hiya everyone..

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Excuse my written rage, yet I have reasoning -.-

I hire EIGHT authors and only ONE posts ONE SINGLE POST in 2 days?

Pardon me, but I think I cleared up that their should be 2-4 posts a day in my post before I left for two nights.

(Click this link to see the post)

Now, I'm going away for 5 days, and I won't have ANY internet connection at ALL, so how will I be assured that I know my authors are going to post?

For those of you who like memes, here is one I made for y'all:

(except ducier, of course)

Now, incase all the authors haven't got the memo, I would like you to post. I gave you inspiration in the last post (link above), but here, copied from the earlier post, is the author guidelines: 

If you ARE an author:

• Do not write posts on the daily items
• Please write posts that fit in our blog series, and if you can, Label them on the side.
• If you do write posts out of blog series, make sure they're interesting, and not about a trade you just made, or the person you're with, etc.
• When the update comes, please only take pictures of the newspaper, and post them with a few sentences.
• Please center each post.
• Please add a picture to each post.
• Please add a signature to each of your posts, you can use cooltext.com or mybannermaker.com.
• Please Make sure their are 2-4 posts each day.
• Please DO NOT Make a post introducing yourself
• Some post ideas are: Interviews, Shaman facts, Item Comparisons, Comic Strips (Make sure their funny), Glitches, Mysteries in Jamaa, etc.

There is is, in black and white, LITERALLY. 2-4 posts a day, and I even gave inspiration!

With the lack of posts, pageviews have gone down from an average of 750+ a day to 430+. 

Less pageviews = Goldy unhappy

(sorry if that came out snotty :/)

Now, I expect more of you authors, starting tomorrow mid-day!

I will post as much as I can until then.

Goodbye, jammers,

~Goldfishypuppy